From the upcoming Adam Sandler vehicle “My Dinner With Madison”
A couple of very “manly” men…
Next weeks episode, “Eating Sharks…”
“Women are so weird, I swear. They have these fleshy bumps on their chests called breasts, or “tits”, if you prefer. They are truly disgusting…how about some head?”
“I did kiss a girl, once”
“Come on! I was like 12 years old!”
“Seriously. All over my face. It was…perfect.”
” You can’t pass til you touch my penis.”
must be one hell of a footjob.
WHAT?!? We’ve go to get to a White Castle, right away!
“And then she tried to show me her vagina and I was like ew don’t come near me with that thing and I gave her a stiff arm like this”
You fu**ed a pie, too? Was it for a movie?
“Dude, when I had that Freddie Mercury mustache, women wouldn’t come near me. It was perfect.”
“This may come as a shock to you , so brace yourself…I’m gay.”
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Joe Jonas in Los Angeles. (February 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN