I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but I know it’s hilarious.
“No, Woody Allen can’t come over to introduce himself right now, what are you thinking??”
“Again with the “this is your child, George.” Can’t I make it one night without these groundless paternity claims?!?”
Why the hell is Clooney wearing such a long jacket? Did he shrink and no one said anything? You would think that would be news.
“Not *that* young, you idiot! Get me a legal one!”
Okay, this one actually sounds plausible. Ha!
Così faaaaan tutte!
“Dammit, I said no single mothers either! Unless the father has majority custody, then we can negotiate.”
While Woody gave the go ahead, everyone else objected to George calling “Dibs” on the short one.
Three things you will never see in a house, living together.
George Clooney, a woman, and a child.
Smacks of marriage.
I think that’s Matt Damon’s wife and kid.
“COMEON!! I thought she was 18!!!”…as Bill Clinton gives the thumbs up.
Never go full Woody.
Can George Clooney really not afford a jacket and pair of pants that match?
“I can’t eat that! Bring me something more substantial!”
♪ ♫ “…ridi pagliaccio, e ognun t’applauudirà.” ♪ ♫
“IT’S -MY- PHOTO-OP! -MINE!- GET F**KING DAMON’S BITCHSPAWN OFF THE F**KING STAGE, GODAMMIT!!”
“For just $1 a day, we can save this child from being molested by predators like Woody Allen, $1 a day!”
Oh come on! You’re trying to bait me. You can’t lead them out in public this young you know I like them the younger they get.
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George Clooney at the premiere of 'The Monuments Men' in New York City. (February 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN