Who knew decades of drinking, smoking and drugs would age you…
Marsha Brady is looking rough these days.
Unfortunately, Roy L.’Rocky’ Dennis hasn’t been able to find a blind girlfriend as an adult.
“He is Viggo!! You are like the buzzing of flies!”
He was so cute once. ONCE.
If someone actually has a revolver, for the love of GOD please use it.
Say what you like, but this picture was taken while he was in the middle of autographing a tit.
Yep. A tit covered with stretch marks and liver spots.
Still better than anything Fred Durst has autographed this week (which is the slip for the bank deposit when he has to close drive-thru)
Dakota Fanning circa 2035…
We are the aged gone wild!
We are the youth gone old!
I didn’t know he was on the Goonies… HEYYYYYY YOOOUUUUU GUUUUUYYYSSSSS!!!
Spongebob-style close-up of Khloe Kardashian.
I remember you Sebastian. Gold pants, Rolling Stone. Best picture ever.
Thank God he put on that eyeliner or he would have looked a mess!
I remember you. Now I need to rapidly forget you.
Damn… some people don’t age well. Didn’t you used to be hot while you were young ? And the eyeliner ?? Really ??
This is the picture of Dorian Gray 25 years later.
We are the Youth Gone Wide!
“I am Vigo, ruler of Carpathia, scourge of Moldavia…”
Holy god, it’s reverend Kane!
…god is in his holy temple…
“I’ll get you my Pretty, and your little dog too!”
Yellow rat teeth.
Now ain’t he jist as purty as a shiny new cooper pinny?
In comparison, Kathleen Turner looks pretty damn good.
That’s one of the prettiest English girls I’ve ever seen.
Holy crapola, I’m so glad to be just me right now.
That’s a dude? The small pic had me thinking it’s Kristen Alley.
The name of his band is so apropos right now.
45 and life to go…
The Walking Dead is back? Fuck yeah!
I remember VH1 had a show about eighties metal musicians forming a new band (Damnocracy) and they tried so, so hard to convince Baz that the long hair thing was cool on a sixteen year old famous frontman in 1987 but was sad and pathetic 20 years later. He absolutely refused to cut it because he really really thought his hair was wild and cool.
I hope when I am nearing fifty I won’t be clinging to my glorious early twenties. I never want to be that grandma who shops at Hot Topic.
You’ve given me a huge boner. Be that grandma…be her.
Hello, Sebastian….1989 called. It wants the look back.
Lookin’ good for someone who died in 1750
Alicia Silverstone sans make up.
I remember you…. through the sleepless coke fueled night, that neverending haze. I wanna here you say… I’ve got an 8ball for you.
Show us your tits Sab!
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Sebastian Bach at The 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards news conference in Hollywood. (January 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News