superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I think you’re supposed to press that button BEFORE the little boy walks into the intersection.

  2. boner from nina agdal pic gone.

  3. She’s gonna be there a while. The button only works when something alive makes contact.

  4. (In Agent Smith’s voice)
    “And now, my precious child…you are going to…*walk* across the….street!”

  5. cmonreally

    Her hand is actually frozen to that button. She’ll be there for a while.

  6. Lord Helmet

    Oh, great! *takes out phone* 911, it’s me. No, this time in Beverly Hills. Yes, I know you told me not to touch metal objects or I could get stuck…. Just bring hot water!

  7. JimBB

    Honestly, officers, I swear I hit the walk button before I let him cross! Check it for my fingerprints if you don’t believe me!

  8. “Hey lady, hey lady, you forgot you son, hey lady!”

  9. Polk

    Forever Alone.

  10. coljack

    The lights in Beverly Hills take forever to turn. Sometimes, you hit the button and wait and wait and wait. It can feel like 30 years. That probably explains the denim jacket and the hair clip – she’s wearing period dress as if she’s been standing there since 1980.

  11. popwilleatitself

    She sure can dress down a pair of shoes.

  12. *checks back* Those are some nice shoes.
    #notgay

  13. Love those shoes. Her whole look is cute. It just screams “Hot Mom”. You know, the kind of woman who would give you hot monkey sex for three hours straight and then serve you a peanut sandwich with a glass of milk.

    You know you want it.

  14. The lamp post withered and died from ennuisadnessboredom before she finished crossing the street.

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