i’d pick a fight but it’s so humiliating getting beaten up by a power bottom.
I’m pretty sure he can kick most people on this website’s ass.
“Hail, 2, 3, 4! Hail, 2, 3, 4!”
step, ball, change , ‘HEEEYYYY SAAAAIILLLORRR!!!!’
I was going to comment, “Taken moments before bursting into song and dance.” However, I see others have beaten me to the basic punchline.
He’s not dispelling any of the rumours.
*sings* I love New York in wiiiiiinter how about yooooou!
Fosse! I mean taxi!
You have to do a pirouette to get a taxi in New York?
Keeping his nuts warm. Or gay. Or both.
“Taxi! Take me to the nearest bathroom, I gotta piss so bad.”
Not so easy to get a cab without those Wolverine claws
Can’t really say anything bad about him. He’s a damn good actor and seems to be a great guy.
… and he looks fabulous too.
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