superficial

  1. i’d pick a fight but it’s so humiliating getting beaten up by a power bottom.

  2. renotastic

    “Hail, 2, 3, 4! Hail, 2, 3, 4!”

  3. martian leader

    step, ball, change , ‘HEEEYYYY SAAAAIILLLORRR!!!!’

  4. cmonreally

    I was going to comment, “Taken moments before bursting into song and dance.” However, I see others have beaten me to the basic punchline.

  5. He’s not dispelling any of the rumours.

  6. Veronika Larsson

    *sings* I love New York in wiiiiiinter how about yooooou!

  7. Eejut

    Fosse! I mean taxi!

  8. cc

    You have to do a pirouette to get a taxi in New York?

  9. popwilleatitself

    Keeping his nuts warm. Or gay. Or both.

  10. “Taxi! Take me to the nearest bathroom, I gotta piss so bad.”

  11. Cuomo Sucks

    Not so easy to get a cab without those Wolverine claws

  12. Can’t really say anything bad about him. He’s a damn good actor and seems to be a great guy.

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