Wow, that statue has more range and emotion than the real one…
The only time he could ever be stiff around women.
Now why would you put a couple of women along side of Taylor Lautner’s wax statue ?. There should be a couple of twinks… or maybe bears…. I dunno, whatever his thing is.
or power bottoms
lol, please. taylors the power bottom
The statue doesn’t look as downsy as the real thing.
doesn’t look like him at all. he looks more like a llama or one of those mountain sheep type animals.
Wax Taylor is as disgusted by women as real Taylor is.
What happened to you having to show some sort of career longevity before getting a wax figure? After the twilight movies are done, they’ll be melting this thing down to make candles.
or to make a bigger ass for their Kim Kardashian wax figure.
Well they will need to keep it current so you are correct, they may need to use the Pattinson figure as well if things continue as they are.
Tom Cruise ordered the pleasure unit model with two self lubricating inputs.
Amazingly lifelike, shows just as much interest in women as the real Taylor.
At least the wax one has a stiffie.
Knocking the head off this with a baseball bat would be sooooo much fun.
It barely looks like him at all. How can you leave out the trademark “slackjaw mouthbreather” expression…that’s like a Kim Kardashian wax statue without a black microphone.
That was actually pretty funny
why is the neck so freaking long? its freaking me out
Nope. Still looks completely uninterested in women.
Wow, that’s not the real person? That was not a compliment.
He has a face absolutely incapable of more than 1.5 facial expressions. I call him Steven Seagal Jr.
He doesn’t look as constipated as Seagal, yet.
he is hot
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *