superficial

  1. Wow, that statue has more range and emotion than the real one…

  2. Stewie Griffin

    The only time he could ever be stiff around women.

  3. Bonky

    Now why would you put a couple of women along side of Taylor Lautner’s wax statue ?. There should be a couple of twinks… or maybe bears…. I dunno, whatever his thing is.

  4. The statue doesn’t look as downsy as the real thing.

    • karlito

      doesn’t look like him at all. he looks more like a llama or one of those mountain sheep type animals.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Wax Taylor is as disgusted by women as real Taylor is.

  6. What happened to you having to show some sort of career longevity before getting a wax figure? After the twilight movies are done, they’ll be melting this thing down to make candles.

  7. bigalkie

    Tom Cruise ordered the pleasure unit model with two self lubricating inputs.

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Amazingly lifelike, shows just as much interest in women as the real Taylor.

  9. tlmck

    At least the wax one has a stiffie.

  10. cc

    Knocking the head off this with a baseball bat would be sooooo much fun.

  11. It barely looks like him at all. How can you leave out the trademark “slackjaw mouthbreather” expression…that’s like a Kim Kardashian wax statue without a black microphone.

  12. jaqy

    WOW!! smokin’!

  13. fu

    why is the neck so freaking long? its freaking me out

  14. Blech

    Nope. Still looks completely uninterested in women.

  15. Mark

    Wow, that’s not the real person? That was not a compliment.

  16. AnnaDraconida

    He has a face absolutely incapable of more than 1.5 facial expressions. I call him Steven Seagal Jr.

  17. Chief

    TLLTC

  18. haha!

    he is hot

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