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  1. Mohawk Disco

    - You wanna swing faster?
    - Yes!
    - You wanna see how far you can fly?
    - No!
    - OK, here we go!

  2. Bubba

    Wow, only she can make one the funnest activities in the world seem like a funeral.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Hold on tight, mommy!”
    “I am. I’m holding on tight to the swing.”
    “I meant to me!”

  4. meeps!

    He’s definitely gonna write a book when he grows up…

  5. Dox

    That is the saddest looking kid on a swing. Ever. In the history of kids.

  6. What’s up with all the celebrities and their kids photos? It’s fun to make fun, but leave the kids out. Yeah, I’m a buzzkill.

  7. cmonreally

    Looks like she drugged the kid so he wouldn’t put up a fight when she “accidentally” dropped him at the peak of her swing.

    Bitch’s heart is as frozen as her name.

  8. Both of them will attempt to hang themselves with that chain.

  9. malaka

    and the dark hatred was passed onto the offspring.
    hail satan.

  10. I don’t know who wants to let go more in this photo.

  11. Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you.

  12. “Ok, buddy. You just relax here on Mommy. Let that Rat poison sandwich do it’s work.”

  13. She makes being a mother look as exciting as eating chalk

  14. You can tell she loves every moment of being a Mom. That poor kid is gonna grow up to be attached to cold hearted bitches.

  15. Just. Passing. Time.

  16. Wheee
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    Wheee
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    Wheee

  17. These shoes are quite pointy… I’m sure that if we were to “accidentally fall’” off the swing… nobody would question two unfortunate puncture wounds….would they?

  18. Hm let’s see. You take your young son to a park so you can play on the swingset with him. Douchebags invade your private family moment and photograph you.

    Do you:

    A. Grin like an idiot?
    B. Pull a sour face because they won’t leave you in fucking peace for five fucking minutes?

    I wouldn’t like being hounded like this, either, especially not if I were with my kid. The kid I don’t have. Well, maybe someday.

  19. All of a sudden my comments have to be moderated? What did I do?

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