– You wanna swing faster?
– You wanna see how far you can fly?
– OK, here we go!
Wow, only she can make one the funnest activities in the world seem like a funeral.
“Hold on tight, mommy!”
“I am. I’m holding on tight to the swing.”
“I meant to me!”
He’s definitely gonna write a book when he grows up…
That is the saddest looking kid on a swing. Ever. In the history of kids.
What’s up with all the celebrities and their kids photos? It’s fun to make fun, but leave the kids out. Yeah, I’m a buzzkill.
Looks like she drugged the kid so he wouldn’t put up a fight when she “accidentally” dropped him at the peak of her swing.
Bitch’s heart is as frozen as her name.
Both of them will attempt to hang themselves with that chain.
and the dark hatred was passed onto the offspring.
I don’t know who wants to let go more in this photo.
Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you.
“Ok, buddy. You just relax here on Mommy. Let that Rat poison sandwich do it’s work.”
She makes being a mother look as exciting as eating chalk
You can tell she loves every moment of being a Mom. That poor kid is gonna grow up to be attached to cold hearted bitches.
Just. Passing. Time.
These shoes are quite pointy… I’m sure that if we were to “accidentally fall'” off the swing… nobody would question two unfortunate puncture wounds….would they?
Hm let’s see. You take your young son to a park so you can play on the swingset with him. Douchebags invade your private family moment and photograph you.
A. Grin like an idiot?
B. Pull a sour face because they won’t leave you in fucking peace for five fucking minutes?
I wouldn’t like being hounded like this, either, especially not if I were with my kid. The kid I don’t have. Well, maybe someday.
I’m inclined to agree with you.
But since there’s never been a public picture of her giving off anything remotely like human affection for the [legally] fatherless child, we’ll keep cracking wise.
Here’s three I found in 2 seconds on Der Google. There are dozens and dozens of photos of Xander and January on the Net with her smiling. Those are ones where it appears the paps didn’t stalk her.
The first one shows that January loves this little boy.
You know, she could have had an abortion (and I support a woman’s right to have one), but she didn’t. She kept the boy even though she knew it would mean judgment and mean remarks (American society is funny that way…Scandinavians are cool with the whole out of wedlock situation).
All of a sudden my comments have to be moderated? What did I do?
The blasphemy of a JJ smile on The Superficial.
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