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  1. Charlize is on the other side of that board.

  2. Jeff Spicoli living the Endless Summer.

  3. I guess he has to do free shit now since he gave away all his money in the name of social justice.

  4. He sees Brooke Shields and aims to make that Van Halen thing happen for real.

  5. All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

  6. JimBB

    He sets himself up for it, but I bet he’ll still get all pissed off if someone yells “Spicolli!”

  7. If that photo was taken with a wide angle lens, we would probably see that he is acting all tough in a kiddie wave pool.

  8. tito

    You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark “Cutback” Davis or Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard would take the honors this year.

  9. Yuckles

    HULK SURF!!!

  10. The arms of a athlete and the gut of Khloe Kardashian. Keep surfing spiccoli.

  11. This explains why A-Rod was seen on the beach.

  12. son of Flubber

    “Come on Kim, swim faster!”

  13. He gets angry and “hulky” when you mention Haiti .

  14. Man, A-Rod’s girlfriend has some guns on her!

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