superficial

  1. The family’s black sheep, George Thomas never opened a bottle of bronzer in his life.

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    Before the Kardashians, he was the one who was famous for no apparent reason.

  3. “A hundred bucks says he eats it!”

  4. crb

    “I find your lack of pigment disturbing…” ::FORCE CHOKE::

  5. Tad Bit Tipsy

    “I need a gallon of bronzer, a spray tan appointment… no just get me some shoe polish dammit! And hurry before they realize he’s not my kid.”

  6. Slappy Magoo

    So Andy Milonakis is bringing his grandma to Prom?

  7. The tree must have been hanging over a cliff because the apple obviously did not land near it…probably for the better.

  8. timmyfigs

    Do you even know what the sun looks like?

  9. “George Thomas is out and about… shoot him with the paint balls of bronzer!”

  10. Mohawk Disco

    - Tired of that kid always asking will he melt from the sun. If he asks again I give you the signal. Two shots minimum.
    - What’s the signal?
    - One finger to the ear.

  11. Visible Ink

    George Sr.’s face: Shame and anger about having such a disappointing son.
    George Jr.’s face: He knows.

  12. “Have a kid, they said. Men can have them at any age, they said. Nobody said I’d have to walk him every freakin’ day!”

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