superficial

  1. Since no one else in his family will, it looks like he’s giving himself props.

  2. I always pegged her for a tomboy.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    He has the legs of an Olympic athlete that was buried 20 years ago.

  4. A model helicopter today, a fully armed drone tomorrow – to take out Klan K?

  5. Robb7

    Boy, she really sucked the life outta this guy. Come to think of it, all “men” in their lives look and act like a bunch of dried-up pussies!

  6. You guys, what does JAFO mean, and why is it on my hat?

  7. JimBB

    Is it possible to retroactively remove someone from a Wheaties box?

  8. That ‘toy’ is probably a Christmas gift from Kris for him to shave his own adam’s apple.

  9. Swearin

    Well how else was he going to see his daughters after being kicked out of the Kardashian Kompound?

  10. “You damn kids will get your helicopter back when you give me the proper respect!”
    “Sorry Ma’am”
    “That’s better!”

  11. Hard to believe this guy was once considered the best athlete in the world.

  12. Anyone else find this depressing? Once famous Olympian used and abused by Kardashian trash and reduced to this? Not to mention the unfortunate plastic surgery. Dude looks like a lesbian.

  13. What a fuckin’ dork.

  14. Mohawk Disco

    We play Predator today. You walk around and if you see Kris anywhere you scream “Get to da choppa!” and I’ll fly out of here.

  15. tlmck

    Somebody hit the start button and put him out of my misery.

  16. Sharron

    I think he’s sexy.

  17. “I guess I will just take my eight thousand dollar helicopter toy and go home…”

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