Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (December 28, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
When I’m 90 years old like Hef, I hope I have a cute Cocker Spaniel like that too.
that’s a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, they’re the toy breed of the spaniel family.
Real men don’t have dogs which the Quarterback can kick. Oh love Cocker Spaniels, normal size.
Note scribbled on Hef’s Polaroid version of this photo said, “I love you dear but I’d rather fuck the dog.”
They used some of his extra skin to make that chair.
I can’t have sweet dreams if I’m dreaming of gold diggers.
The sorry truth is that Heff is probably too decrepit to be shown to the public. She’s just counting the days until he kicks it.
Gotta give props to the old man for having a transgender operation at his age, and having it turn out so good!
…oh, that’s his girlfriend? I see…
hopefully the dog used a rubber
Eww shes got old man smell in all the wrong places.
That is one stanky bitch.
Is this her announcement that she finally had Hef put down?
so hef got his daughter some work posing for playboy?
-i meant grand daughter.
That’s one hot bitch. Crystal’s not bad either.
Well…they would have been.
Disapproving spaniel – “You think this lacks dignity? If you saw the shit that I did, every damn day, then you’d know this is just a stroll at the beach, bitch.”
That dog has a face that just gives away he witnessed a brutal murder. Sweet dreams, indeed…
Way to ruin a perfectly good chair
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