Coco posted this pic to Instagram. (January 15, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Putting Coco butter on that pole should help.
Now, this is REAL Photoshopping at it’s best!
Any whore can enhance her ass/tits, remove stains.
It takes a professional to straighten a bent stripper pole!
You know you have too much ass when you can make a 2-inch diameter pole completely disappear when stuck between the cheeks.
At least half of the pole is visible. Fail.
You shouldn’t respond to guys with tiny cocks.
And you should learn the difference between diameter and length.
We shouldn’t make fun of socialcomment’s stupidity or his pencil dick; they could be hereditary traits.
Coco takes down the annual Festivus pole, the only way she knows how.
Let’s air our grievances!
She has a better grip this way.
Am I the only one who would like to see her fart while doing that?
It’s tough to strike that pose in a dignified manner, but she pulls it off.
Why are we forced to see pics of this overweight mature cow every other day?
[smacks face with glove] …for impugning the good name of my beloved; pistols at dawn, you cur.
Where’s the disinfectant?
Better question: Who has to clean that thing?
She may have a huge store bought ass but the woman IS strong and flexible.
That looks about the right strength/weight ratio for butt floss for a rear that hideously ginormous.
Scientists believe that the “CocoAustin” is a highly evolved
hominoid that may even be ahead of humans in evolution.
Not only does it no longer have a prehensile tail, like man, it
has developed a super strong set of gluteal muscles that
replace it. Researchers at a strip club in Atlanta Georgia
have compared the crushing power of its buttocks to exceed
the Bite Force Quotient of any living species on earth.
Here you see a “forced perspective” shot of Coco doing a handstand up against a telephone pole.
Can she be any more perfect? No. No she can’t.
If she was ANYONE else she would be more perfect. You are a moron.
Pugiron, you’ve been Zaloog’d.
…don, you hold him, i’ll hit him…with my car.
Everybody’s working for the weekend…
My god, I take public transportation every day and I think the hand rails on my train are actually cleaner than that pole…
Leg warmers are a nice touch.
The wife of Ice-T: Nas-T.
…get in line.
Ok, now we have a rough idea of the size pole required to penetrate that Nimitz class ass.
I’m good to go, then.
She’s fat, your dick is tiny, the end.
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