1. Zack

    Don’t feed it after midnight.

  2. dennis

    Herpes flare-ups must really hurt.

  3. George P. Burdell

    The little engine that shouldn’t

  4. Faster on the crank! Mr Wonka has to meet this months quota of chocolate bars.

  5. Cock Dr

    Does she still get bookings now that she’s slimmed down & doesn’t fall down drunk in public anymore? Wasn’t that the draw, to watch the NJ bimbo get drunk, get into fights, get laid, get arrested?

  6. Snookie producing power in the guido-tricity generator

  7. Push little hobbit push with all your might, the dragon (Chris Christie) is coming to eat you.

  8. She slimmed down and looks great.

    • great grāt adjective

      1. of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average.
      2. of ability, quality, or eminence considerably above the normal or average.

  9. BB

    Reminds me inversely of an old Far Side comic which depicts a kid at a school for ‘geniuses’ trying to push on a door that says ‘pull’…

  10. She pushed and she pressed but the spinner stayed shut.
    And she became quite cantankerous, that tiny vile slut.
    -Dr. Seuss, “I Snogged a Snooki In Snussville” Pg. 11

  11. Really ?

    More like an ooooompa loooooompa every shot….

  12. I thought hamster wheels were vertical.

  13. Come on, lets give the girl some credit here. Before having a kid she probably would’ve tried to blow the door open.

  14. Heywood Jablomie

    You can put lipstick on a pig.

  15. She would have better luck if she was smarter than the door.

  16. They should have gotten her stuck in there. Then just left her.

  17. Vlad

    There’s no way to get through this door! I keep going ’round and ’round but I can’t seem to get inside

  18. tlmck

    “I don’t understand it! When I was fat and drunk I could literally fall through this door!”

  19. Snooki’s Sweaty Ankles… good name for a band?

  20. She actually stopped all the partying and goofball behavior to be a good mom for her kid. I… I can’t bring myself to hate on her any more.


  21. ruckus

    What is black, white, and red, and can’t get through a revolving door?

    (Besides a nun with a spear through her head)

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