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  1. Putting Coco butter on that pole should help.

    • Now you see it..

      Now, this is REAL Photoshopping at it’s best!
      Any whore can enhance her ass/tits, remove stains.
      It takes a professional to straighten a bent stripper pole!

  2. dennis

    You know you have too much ass when you can make a 2-inch diameter pole completely disappear when stuck between the cheeks.

  3. Coco takes down the annual Festivus pole, the only way she knows how.

  4. joe

    She has a better grip this way.

  5. Am I the only one who would like to see her fart while doing that?

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    It’s tough to strike that pose in a dignified manner, but she pulls it off.

  7. Why are we forced to see pics of this overweight mature cow every other day?

  8. Jade

    Where’s the disinfectant?

  9. Cock Dr

    She may have a huge store bought ass but the woman IS strong and flexible.

  10. CK

    That looks about the right strength/weight ratio for butt floss for a rear that hideously ginormous.

  11. Bonky

    Scientists believe that the “CocoAustin” is a highly evolved
    hominoid that may even be ahead of humans in evolution.
    Not only does it no longer have a prehensile tail, like man, it
    has developed a super strong set of gluteal muscles that
    replace it. Researchers at a strip club in Atlanta Georgia
    have compared the crushing power of its buttocks to exceed
    the Bite Force Quotient of any living species on earth.

  12. Here you see a “forced perspective” shot of Coco doing a handstand up against a telephone pole.

  13. Can she be any more perfect? No. No she can’t.

  14. Bob

    Everybody’s working for the weekend…

  15. phantom duck

    My god, I take public transportation every day and I think the hand rails on my train are actually cleaner than that pole…

  16. Doc Oc

    Leg warmers are a nice touch.

  17. Joe Blow

    The wife of Ice-T: Nas-T.

  18. Ok, now we have a rough idea of the size pole required to penetrate that Nimitz class ass.

  19. Dirty Sanchez

    I will volunteer to clean that pole .

  20. TooCoo

    Proving that products always look better in advertising, this is an actual photo of the Chocolate Fountain at Golden Corral.

  21. Not even the Jaws of Life can save that pole now.

  22. How much does an adamantium stripper pole even cost?

  23. Jenn

    There’s not enough Lysol in the entire world to de-crack that pole.

  24. Vlad

    Now with Kung-fu grip

  25. tlmck

    “Coco posted this pic to Instagram.”

    Why?

  26. “I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA”

  27. She and Aubrey O’Day should start a finishing school for young gutter whores. No one is gonna buy the cow if you keep giving the skank away for free.

  28. “Now pay attention, Ladies. This is a pose I call “The Swastika.”

  29. ‘How not to slide down a fireman’s pole’

  30. Ronaldo

    Many Coco haters…but i will like to have a go with Coco just once. She will probably destroy me, but she looks like the kind of woman that its fun in bed.

  31. “Kiss me goodbye
    I’m defying gravity
    And you can’t pull me down!”

  32. buzz

    Her entire outfit was white before she started putting the pole between her cheeks.

  33. Xandra

    “And now I’d like demonstrate my husbands favorite hand-job alternative”

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