Justin Bieber getting ready to perform on The Today Show in New York City. (November 23, 2011)
“Looks good- Usher’s ready for you anytime you are.”
Bwahahahaha Another paternity suit in the making!!
Trying not to laugh at the tiny Canadian peen.
“Yep, the Vag-Mic is secure and in place. Try not to get too excited while you singing this time though, OK? Maple syrup really fucks these things up!”
It’s okay, honey. It’s normal for this to start at you’re age. Someone from makeup will get you a tampon.
Who builds a robot with the batteries in the fucking crotch?!?
“It’s stuck! It’s stuck! It’s stuck in the zipper!”
That is not how you administer a DNA test.
Am I supposed to give the DNA sample to you?
FRANKS & BEANS!!!
HE WAS MASTA-BATING! HE WAS MASTA-BATING!
False alarm…still undescended.
All shaved! Usher will have you now.
Bieber is the only lesbian with more cock than Chaz Bono.
I am just going to pin your pants to your foreskin now, okay?
“No, pull your undies up higher, the “Mariah Yeater Cooter Injector” tattoo is still visible”.
Just wait till you balls drop, little boy, and then your singing career will be over.
“And one more picture for Mr. Sandusky”
“It’s true you guys, he can’t be the father! He hasn’t hit puberty yet.”
-“I swear it’s there damn it! Just give me a couple of minutes while I think of Usher”-
Which one of them is getting ready to perform?
Will everyone STOP CALLING ME MAUCAULAY!?
Don’t worry baby, Selena will never find out.
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