1. Cock Dr

    I can’t blame Usher….underaged lipstick lesbians will get almost any man into trouble.

  2. gerardo

    I give upon thee my holly maple-blessing, my child

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    When does the

  4. Looks like someone is excited for the stuffing.

    THE stuffing.

  5. Beaver is Canadian, he doesn’t even celebrate the same thanksgiving.

  6. If crying a bit while Usher pounds you isn’t celebrating, then I don’t know what is.

  7. whiskeyafternoon

    if this is america, then I kind of understand where the terrorists are coming from.

  8. Bieber looks like an excited Kardashian waiting for black microphone.

  9. Bieber’s coat looks like a cross between a high-school letter jacket and my mom’s Christmas sweater.

  10. “don we now our gay apparel…Fa la la, la la la, la la la”

  11. JohnB

    maybe he might make enough money to buy a belt. Or are his pants dragging to facilitate rear entry.

  12. cc

    Ice ice baby
    All right stop
    Collaborate and listen
    Biebs is back with my brand new invention
    Someone grabs a hold of me tightly
    Then I splooge like a whale daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop?
    Yo, I don’t know
    Turn off the lights and I’ll blow
    To the extreme I worship the mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and light up my ass with a candle.

  13. zOrb

    you need the sponsors, but that is just too overbearing.
    Sorry, I’m done.

  14. Usher: “These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I could say
    My chick on the side said she got one on the way…”
    Bieber: “Uh…duuuude!”

  15. bethy

    Why do you keep calling me Macaulay?

  16. tlmck

    They swabbed Bieber’s mouth and found Usher’s DNA.

  17. fattymcgee

    “Dude, you’ve had it long enough. It’s my turn to play with the dick”
    “No! Mine!”
    “No! ME! Give. Me. The. Dick!”
    “My dick! MINE!!”

    It pretty much just goes on and on like that for about an hour.

  18. Ilovechildren

    MJ + Maucaulay Caulkin part deux?

  19. Johnny P!

    Usher: “And here’s my ghetto homeboy, Justin Bieber y’all!”
    Justin: “Uh, Usher, I actually grew up in an upper-middle class family in peaceful Stratford, Ontario”
    Usher: “So? You tellin’ me there ain’t no po’ people there?”
    Justin: “Well, there were a few lower-income families that couldn’t afford tickets to the Stratford Festival…”
    Usher: “Well, there you go man! You grew up in a bordeline Ghetto! Represent!”
    Justin: “Oh yeah… I never thought of it that way! Coolio! Fist-bumps?”



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