superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I think the vest works really well here.

    It distracts from the hair replacement surgery and the meth face.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “Mickey! Mickey, what did you eat?!”

    “My face. They fried the shit right there, hibachi style.”

  3. EricLr

    When does your face have to get back to the slaughterhouse, Tex?

  4. See that blonde chick with the smile on her face? I just hit that!

  5. Hey Mickster, the other Mick just called from the ’90s. Yeah, Hucknall. Says he wants his hair back please.

  6. Colin

    Guys, I think the vest is just a prop. We all know Carrot Top loves his props.

  7. Mohawk Disco

    Forget high voltage whips. He should have used that vest against Iron Man.

  8. Mary Feeney

    Mickey Rourke in Year of the Dragon in 1985, Mickey Rourke in 2012 = a reminder of why it’s a good idea to allow yourself to age naturally and gracefully and to choose something other than being a palooka as a hobby.

  9. wanker

    God I hate Simply Red.

  10. you know he wouldn’t be so fuckin awful if he wash & cut his hair. I’ve said this before about at least 10 other idiots.

  11. HOW long have the Indigo Girls been around?

  12. JungleRed

    “Yeah, I fucked Kim Basinger in a film once.”

  13. Neil MacCauley

    Not enough dots

  14. Well, at least we can put any rumors about his sexuality to rest. No gay man would wear that vest with that shirt.

  15. Bigalkie

    Lindsay Lohan

  16. Rumplestillskin. That’s rumpleskin for short.

  17. Don Draper's Dad

    This is the LEAST shot out Mickey Rourke has looked since Diner.

  18. contusion

    “Hurry up Mickey…we’re going out to dinner…just put something on and let’s go!!”

  19. Vladmir

    He must love that little dog a lot to carry him around on his head like that…

  20. father dougal

    HAHAHA! She looks just like Mickey Rourke! What? That IS Mickey Rourke? Shiiiiiiiiii…

  21. “Fuckers in that restaurant won’t serve me just because I’m barefoot.”

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