Serena’s looking… blonder?

Carey 1… Simpson Nil

I put this one in the same category as Kim Kardashian.

Even TRANNYs have better hip to waist ratios.

I only hope the designer of this dress never lived to see it worn thusly.

Urban BMI awards? Do you win for high or low BMI?

Look how my dress molds itself to my slim body. It’s made of a special silk and industrial strenght structural cable.

Surely she’s not eligible to win any Body Mass Index awards.

Ah yes…just another fat girl trying to look skinny.

Its like theres a new photoshop filter – confused frame.

I see Beyonce is going on Oprah’s diet.

I’d still nail that.

Gross.
She wears the most unflattering shit in an attempt to prove how thin and alluring she is – too bad it always ends in a huge FAIL.

No one noticed the herpes on her lip?

this bitch looks fake….even just being herself.

It’s like someone popped open a tube of biscuits.

I’d hit that and I’d see how many fingers I could slip up her butt.

I think we’d all be a lot more comfortable if she’d just pop on a kaftan.

Why does she always look like an uncomfortable sausage on the verge of eruption?

She forgot to lypo her arms.

Damn I miss early 90s Mariah.

I’d stand well back in case that dress bursts.

Gorgeoussss

Wendy Williams?