I wish she would take Kim Kardashian out and drown her ass.
I’m impressed – what do they use to hold that weave on?
World’s highest-powered Sybian.
Don’t you mean simian?
HAHAHAHA it’s funny because racism.
Must. Not. Make. Usher. Stepson. Joke.
Crap. Too late.
Not seen: France’s Navy giving up.
On her approach, they raised the terror level in France from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher levels – “Surrender” and “Collaborate.”
A sweet dream turning into a not so beautiful nightmare.
“Aw fuck Kim K. if she can’t take a joke.”
Leaving Jay-Z and her baby on the boat, Beyonce could be heard screaming this as the jetski raced to shore:
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