superficial

  1. Peterman

    Kenny Powers.

  2. I wish she would take Kim Kardashian out and drown her ass.

  3. I’m impressed – what do they use to hold that weave on?

  4. Joe

    World’s highest-powered Sybian.

  5. Must. Not. Make. Usher. Stepson. Joke.

    Crap. Too late.

  6. The Brown Streak

    Not seen: France’s Navy giving up.

    • On her approach, they raised the terror level in France from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher levels – “Surrender” and “Collaborate.”

  7. El Jefe

    A sweet dream turning into a not so beautiful nightmare.

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Leaving Jay-Z and her baby on the boat, Beyonce could be heard screaming this as the jetski raced to shore:

    “FREEDOM!!”

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