I say this with sincere concern. I have noticed an unusual amount of pictures featuring you “adjusting” yourself.
This concerns me. The fact that you are now using turf to scratch yourself has forced me to break my silence and address you.
You banged scary spice, didn’t you?
Allow me to just slide under there real quick…
Well OK, if you insist.
I’m pretty sure fucking the field is a foul in soccer.
Yeah, well how many cock pushups can YOU do ?
The name is Bond. Skeezy Bond.
I bet the ground manages to move more than his wife.
Posh Spice had lost so much weight that David didn’t even know she wasn’t there any more.
Hmmmm…must be a really small gopher that made that hole…
Best he’s ever looked.
I don’t care if Tom cruise tainted him. He is hot.
This may be the first time I’ve ever fantasized about being a strip of grass.
Compared to Victoria, grinding your crotch into plastic grass probably feels like warm apple pie.
Another celebrity fucking the Earth.
I wanna fuck him so bad!
Have you heard him speak? He sounds like his balls are in a vice.
I always thought he sounded like the Geico Gecko.
It’s a shame he’s so stupid and sounds like Mickey Mouse with a Cockney accent. He’d have to have a brain transplant and speech lessons before he’d be acceptable fantasy material for me.
I love how five people thumbed you down for wanting a man with a brain to fantasize about.
That first thumbs-up is mine.
I have to agree with the Diva to an extent. There is nothing more unattractive than a stupid man.
I am sorry but did you say “speak”…completely unnecessary and grossly overrated when it come to fucking someone.
I didn’t realize that Tom Cruise was THAT short.
It’s ridiculous for someone to be that good looking. If he and Charlize are ever in the same room, the earth will explode.
Somewhere out there is a woman or a gay man photoshopping themselves under David Beckham right now.
Damn, I’d fuck him so hard in that tight, sweet ass of his…hard and deep. That’s an ass built for fucking.
That’s a pretty unusual way to bend it, Beckham.
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