1. Joe

    Do you like cigars?

  2. 10-1 that the woman in the background was hired by his wife to keep tabs on him…

  3. Cock Dr

    Bubba is always cruising for a nice rack to ogle.
    No touching if you wanna stay out of trouble.

  4. tlmck

    The master of distracting them with the smile as the eyes go downward.

  5. … must… not… look…. GODDAMNIT!

  6. DeucePickle

    Aww thanks, it was boob to meet you too.

  7. Contusion

    maybe the only politician you can definitely count on.

  8. JC

    Still workin’ that charm after all these years.

  9. cc

    Hey Ms. Capriati, I always wanted to meet your bre…you.

  10. “Ma’am, didn’t we previously meet in Tittsburgh…er, I mean PITTSBURGH a few years back?”

  11. Don’t worry, in my testimonly, we will not have had sex.

  12. Matt Lauer

    Hard to believe he’s vegan now. There was a time when he’d have sucked the oil off Alexa Ray Joel’s forehead.

  13. Inner Retard

    Bill: Have we met?
    Girl: I don’t thinks so.
    Bill, looking down: Yeah, we’ve met!

  14. I didn’t have a problem with Bill… what he got a little head. I paid a fair share of taxes, the economy was good, and we weren’t fighting two bullshit wars.

    • Devilish Diva

      I hated when all those Republicans wanted to impeach him, citing “Clinton Fatigue.” The US had a kicking economy, we had a huge surplus and peace. What did Bush bring besides misery?
      Bush and his cronies tried to turn the country into a third world country. God help all of us if Romney wins.

  15. Allen

    Eyes on the prize (boobs).

  16. Sirjohnnyrotten

    the rapist and chief

  17. anonym

    my eyes are up here. ^^

  18. Raoul

    “MustbegoodtilNovemberEighth. MustbegoodtilNovemberEighth. Mustboob… dammit! MustbegoodtilNovemberEighth. Must…”

  19. saavik001

    Ah, Bill… My eyes are up here.

  20. saavik001

    Mr. President, thats as “hands on” as you are allowed…

  21. Aaron

    I think this shows what a nice guy he is…if he was entertaining ladies and being promiscuous then he wouldn’t let the eyes wander. Think of it this way, this photo has captured all the action he gets.

  22. catapostrophe

    “Well, that depends on what your definition of MOTORBOAT is.”

  23. JungleRed

    Someone’s been working out during captivity. Does the secret service know you’re packing those guns, Bill?

  24. Hail to the Chief, darlin’.

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