Kelly Clarkson performing at the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ. (August 26, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
An audience of three must be a good night for her.
I’ve seen linebackers in better shape.
So I assume from her I don’t give a shit wardrobe choices that she’s belting out some heavy metal classics there for the big PNC Bank Arts Center crowd.
You wouldn’t know it from that lame-ass name or “Holmdel, NJ,” but the PNC Bank Arts Center is the major concert venue for the New York City area and is supposed to be one of the most successful ampitheaters in the country.
So that is how Ozzy looks in a Fun House mirror, cool.
All right…I’m just going to say this. No one ever said Kelly Clarkson was a hot, attractive, sexy pop star. She’s just a good musician. Now let’s get back to making fun of Kardashians.
I thought she was pretty cute back when she used to care about her appearance.
Contusion must be new here. TheSuperficial has been tracking her 80lb weight gain since American Idol. She just keeps getting fatter.
Yep, that’s it. I’m new.
Insert black microphone joke here: ______________.
It’s more like she fluctuates. She’s really not all the heavy here, but those pants are just wrong. If she’s going to refuse to go to the gym she does need to hire a stylist at least.
Most embarrassing moment for Ozzy ever.
The Kirstie Alley clock is now ticking…
“I ordered fries with this. Is this think even on?”
How many bats did SHE eat?
all of them?
She should hire Kim Kardashian as a dancer to make her look downright skinny and hot.
I guess it’s making her stronger. But not as strong as her pants.
She may have a big ass, but she has more talent in those size 14 pants than Kim Kardashian will ever have.
Damn. Honey, please do something; walk, run, Zumba, something. You have money. Personal trainer, chef, Hell, get a damn gym membership…
I think she looks good (said in my best alice in wonderland baby flower voice)
How are her calves and ankles so small? That’s just bad engineering.
as is your dick
I thought she was taking care of herself for her new boyfriend? Baby steps, I guess.
The front of her shirt say “Ozzy”, The back says “& Harriet”.
When the shirt was new “ozzy” was written in lower case.
She’s fluffy, but I like her. She is the type of girl you can have a beer with.
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