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  1. tlmck

    An audience of three must be a good night for her.

  2. I’ve seen linebackers in better shape.

  3. Cock Dr

    So I assume from her I don’t give a shit wardrobe choices that she’s belting out some heavy metal classics there for the big PNC Bank Arts Center crowd.

    • You wouldn’t know it from that lame-ass name or “Holmdel, NJ,” but the PNC Bank Arts Center is the major concert venue for the New York City area and is supposed to be one of the most successful ampitheaters in the country.

  4. DeucePickle

    So that is how Ozzy looks in a Fun House mirror, cool.

  5. Contusion

    All right…I’m just going to say this. No one ever said Kelly Clarkson was a hot, attractive, sexy pop star. She’s just a good musician. Now let’s get back to making fun of Kardashians.

  6. EricLr

    Most embarrassing moment for Ozzy ever.

  7. cc

    The Kirstie Alley clock is now ticking…

  8. it had to be said

    “I ordered fries with this. Is this think even on?”

  9. bewbs

    How many bats did SHE eat?

  10. Bigalkie

    She should hire Kim Kardashian as a dancer to make her look downright skinny and hot.

  11. Inner Retard

    I guess it’s making her stronger. But not as strong as her pants.

  12. She may have a big ass, but she has more talent in those size 14 pants than Kim Kardashian will ever have.

  13. Vladmir

    Damn. Honey, please do something; walk, run, Zumba, something. You have money. Personal trainer, chef, Hell, get a damn gym membership…

  14. socksmcgocks

    I think she looks good (said in my best alice in wonderland baby flower voice)

  15. How are her calves and ankles so small? That’s just bad engineering.

  16. I thought she was taking care of herself for her new boyfriend? Baby steps, I guess.

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    The front of her shirt say “Ozzy”, The back says “& Harriet”.

  18. KC

    When the shirt was new “ozzy” was written in lower case.

  19. She’s fluffy, but I like her. She is the type of girl you can have a beer with.

  20. anonym

    ugliest popstar in recent times.

    she got millions and just let loose.

  21. King Diamond

    I would bet anything that she doesn’t know who the hell Randy Rhoads or Jake E. Lee are? Or that she couldn’t name a song any off the Ozzman’s first 4 albums.

    She knows Crazy Train though?

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