superficial

  1. me

    i dont think we should be THIS close to the moon, craters may suck us in.

  2. Not even Luke would dare to attempt to launch torpedoes into that thing…

    • Senator Dirtpants

      Which brings us to the sad realization that Kanye West is, in fact, stupider than a farm boy from Tattoine.

  3. assfarmer

    Moooooooooo!

  4. tlmck

    She stole the statue from a Bob’s Big Boy and put her jeans on it?

  5. John

    Moon over Mi-Hammy!!!!

  6. Just thinking of the cow carnage that took place to cover that dumply ass is enough to make me want to join PETA. FYI “dumply” is dumpy and dimply.

  7. anonymous

    This just reminds me that I haven’t pooped yet. I need to eat more fiber in my diet.

  8. Cock Dr

    The cow posted THAT photo of her artificial statellite sized ass for the masses?
    Something not right in that heifer’s head.
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  9. K-Tron

    Man, THIS should have been the Cloverfield monster.

  10. Lala

    utterly GROSS!! …no really!

  11. DeucePickle

    Settle down folks, it’s pretty obvious this is just a clay pot or perhaps some sort of huge iron cauldron.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The last time I saw a puddle of fat like that the stoner who was staring at it had forgotten to plug it in

  13. mrsmass

    she’s really grasping for attention now. kind of sad.

  14. Contusion

    Why would she post a photo of a cow in leather pants? That’s disgusting.

  15. Stoner

    Accept no substitutes.

  16. userofalltrades

    “Does my ass look big in these pants?”
    Errr, it looks like the sides of a volcano, 100 years post eruption, covered in cottage cheese. Then it looks like you put your pants on and detonated dynamite to break it all up inside your pants. So to answer your question… Yes, you attention seeking whore. If Kanye was fucking you in the ass instead of the throat perhaps it would downsize by itself.

  17. “Check it out, Chewbaca…you can just make out the rebel encampment in the northeast corner of the western hemisphere…”

  18. cuddles

    It’s WAY to early to be working on her float for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

  19. Prof.Widow

    Giving us the name was not necessary.

  20. Jack Ketch

    mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … the brain cells involved here, my God … posting a pic of your plastic ass ?? as Cock Doc says, “for the masses” ??? Total technicolour yawn (barf). BARF. Enough of this kunt already.

  21. How far away was the camera to get that whole thing in shot?

  22. In honor of Neil Armstrong’s passing, Kim presents her impression of the Moon.

  23. it had to be said

    The camera is actually two rooms away.

  24. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    those pockets are in 2 different zip codes

  25. Little Tongue

    That ass is not normal. WTF???

  26. I’ve never seen the Goodyear blimp up this close.

  27. Bigalkie

    It’s a virtual planetoid. Moooooooo

  28. hacksaw

    NASA could probably use that material for something like heat shields.

  29. Chinny

    I don’t care, I would crash into that thing like Jek motherfuckin’ Porkins!

    • Chinny

      Me: I’ve got a problem here.
      Kim K: Eject!
      Me: No, I can hold it.
      Kim K: Pull out!
      Me: No, I’m all- AAAAAAH!

  30. Inner Retard

    That’s no moon! It’s a space mooooo!

  31. HollywoodOutsider

    IT’S A TRAP!

  32. Why does she have to go and ruin my leather fetish like that?

    Bitch.

  33. See Alice

    Deformed nasty

  34. Just think how many black guys were in there

    MOOOOOOOO muthaf*cka MOOOOOOOO!

  35. your mom

    Do these pants make me look fat?
    NO. Your ass does.

  36. your mom

    New home of the NBA!!

  37. Animal

    Hell, even I don’t care for this.

  38. Amazed

    Look at the pressure on the seams of the jeans, it’s gonna blow…

  39. Stupid

    That is one disgusting ass.

  40. Just one bad stitch and everybody in the room would be deaf.

  41. The thread is probably what sport fisherman use to catch marlin or some shit like that.

  42. Not pictured: propane burners and a gondola.

  43. Joaquin ingles

    KK: “But my BMI is usually around 19! That’s good isn’t it?”

    Doctor: “Unfortunately that acronym refers to body mass, not daily number of bowel movements.”

  44. Mickey01232000

    The seams are struggling not to burst with that fat ass in them.

  45. KC

    “I’ve giv’n her all she’s got captain, an’ I canna give her no more.” — Scotty

  46. cookie

    LOL looks like shes wearin a giant diaper..oh kim!

  47. kat

    RIP Neil Armstrong?

  48. leesigh3

    “No way this is the real Kim” – No one.

  49. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Hey, I saw this on Pinterest! It’s a pumpkin covered in black leather, a new Halloween trend.

  50. Throb the Wonder Mule

    “Does my ass make EVERYTHING else in the whole wide world look SMALL?”

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