For the first time ever, the Girl Scouts hold their “One Million Box Customer” ceremony.
This looks like someone made another video game movie.
I think they actually made him an historical landmark.
How can a sash not fit?
“I’m just here for the waffles, you guys.”
Now go ring our fucking bell!
I’m guessing that becoming a citizen of Estaimpuis, Belgium, involves some sort of hotdog eating challenge?
“For de last time! I am not James Gandolfini’s bloated corpse!”
“Now, ‘Honorary’ means I don’t have to pay taxes, right?”
Just before he was presented with the official funny hat.
Holy F*ck, we’ve found Honey Boo Boo’s daddy!
Sure everyone’s happy now. It was a 25 lb crepe. He set a record.
But when you tell him his poor coach, Adam Richman, was standing just this much too close to the table, this all ends in tears.
Who Photoshopped the little black kid into Belgium?
Probably just Zwarte Piet, a celebratory token the flatlanders trot out at holiday festivals, or on the rare occasion a woman as fat as Gerard Depardieu is found, challenges him to a pancake eating contest, and loses.
“You bitches promised me strudel if I showed up for this. So here I am. Now where the FUCK is my strudel?”
“Who are they you ask?…This is my entourage of pastry chef. Didn’t you read my contract?”
“Who are they you ask?…This is my entourage of pastry chefs. Didn’t you read my contract?”
Good edit. I can’t imagine him having only one pastry chef.
Anyone can cook!
Apparently taking a piss on the statue in Estaimpuis Square earns you a key to the city, an honorary citizenship ,and one lovely sash.
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