What a cunt!
Any that applies to each of them.
Head to toe she looks like shit.
It’s not enough to be skinny, there are plenty of butt ugly thin chicks and she’s becoming one. Ha!
I thought the earth-mama look went out decades ago.
Nice apostle sandals.
“Hi, I’m boring”
“so am I, let’s be friends.”
Say what you want – I just see two normal, healthy, well-adjusted adults just trying to get on with their lives. On the poster. I’m not so sure about the two in the foreground.
” I almost ran away because I thought you were Taylor Swift.”
“I can’t sing…”
“Neither can she.”
Way too old for that dress, lady.
They’re having a laugh about the time they had a bidding war over the white tiger hide sofa blanket and doeskin throw pillows stuffed with Dutch geese down feathers.
I think she looks great except for them fucking flippers. Someone needs to tell her to wear real shoes in the future.
I dunno guys; I can picture myself doing some dresspelunking around those gams.
Gwyneth Paltrow looks surprisingly… what’s the word… alive!
JAKE: Did you just fart
She’s not actually in the movie, she just floated down to offer her blessing.
“Your so silly Jake. Let’s find a hotel room.”
“Remember what food tastes like?”
“I ate a bowl of ice this morning.”
Yep, they’re fucking.
Gwyneth: I’m looking for another young star with a promising future I can suck the life out of.
Jake: Too late.
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