1. “But they’re cousins,
    Identical cousins and you’ll find…”

  2. It’s like the before and after in a “Weight Watchers” commercial.

  3. “Michelle…I’m YOU from the future. Do not do ‘Fast and Furious 7′…the lunch buffet is delicious!”

  4. 2 Fast 2 Famished

  5. The Pope

    Michelle stood next to her for 3 hours just so she could feel better about herself, then gave her $12.

  6. Ana

    She’s got the “Wibbly-Wobbly” part down, but I’m not so sure about the “Sexy-Wexy”

  7. Ken

    Michelle Rodriguez NEXT TO Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.

  8. “Um, hi… do you have any other valets?”

  9. cc

    Wibbly-Wobbly? I don’t doubt it.

  10. Vlad

    I don’t think there’s a TARDIS big enough to fit the wibbly-wobbly one

  11. Wibbles wobble but they don’t fall down.

  12. tlmck

    Yeah, like Michelle”s never gotten drunk and taken one of those home before.

  13. Is Wibbly-Wobbly Sexy-Wexy a cholesterol medication?

  14. lilly

    wibbly-wobbly makes me want to vomit-womit

  15. On the right: spankable Hollywood lesbian fantasy.
    On the left: grim lesbian reality.

  16. navvet75

    Everyone thought there was an aftershock but it was only the big one falling down.

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