That kid probably got shot.
His fan-base is balding?
Chick on the left want the dick…
Good eye. I was about to say the same thing.
“D! D, you fool! Do I LOOK like a bicycle?”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa…so you’re saying I’m…black?“
Just told he was part of the 14 team deal that sends Dwight Howard to Brooklyn, DMX responded “Cleveland? Oh, hell no!”
Damn! Dave Chappelle sure makes a good impression of Crackhead!
” Mr. DMX! How do you feel about Stephen Hawking admitting he was wrong about the Higgs-Boson particle ?! “
How many stints in prison and he’s STILL getting the ‘f*ck me’ eyes from chicks?
No wonder why
When I leave at night
It’s cause I theive at night
I’m leavin’ bitches not breathin’ right
I fuck they head up with some slick shit
Hit ’em off with some long dick shit
Make it some quick shit, but rip shit
Then I’m out, just like the trash on a thursday
Knowin’ she’d be givin’ up the ass on the first day
Arf, Arf, Arf!!
“Why do good girls like bad guys?”
“Stop asking me to say “I’m Rick James, Bitch”!”
“Wait, YOU know where my dogs are at?”
“So DMX, in a bitch slap fight between you and Chris Brown, who would win?”
Chiquita is ready to be peeled
*YES*, I was once almost famous!
“What? You tell me I look like a younger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon one mo time I’m gonna beatcho ass homey!”
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