1. kimmykimkim

    That kid probably got shot.

  2. cc

    His fan-base is balding?

  3. Chick on the left want the dick…

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “D! D, you fool! Do I LOOK like a bicycle?”

  5. “Whoa, whoa, whoa…so you’re saying I’m…black?

  6. The Brown Streak

    Just told he was part of the 14 team deal that sends Dwight Howard to Brooklyn, DMX responded “Cleveland? Oh, hell no!”

  7. Crissy

    Damn! Dave Chappelle sure makes a good impression of Crackhead!

  8. Deacon Jones

    ” Mr. DMX! How do you feel about Stephen Hawking admitting he was wrong about the Higgs-Boson particle ?! “

  9. journalschism

    How many stints in prison and he’s STILL getting the ‘f*ck me’ eyes from chicks?

  10. Uh

    No wonder why
    When I leave at night
    It’s cause I theive at night
    I’m leavin’ bitches not breathin’ right
    I fuck they head up with some slick shit
    Hit ‘em off with some long dick shit
    Make it some quick shit, but rip shit
    Then I’m out, just like the trash on a thursday
    Knowin’ she’d be givin’ up the ass on the first day

  11. rantatonne

    Arf, Arf, Arf!!
    – DMX

  12. Joaquin ingles

    “Why do good girls like bad guys?”

  13. Fingergod

    “Stop asking me to say “I’m Rick James, Bitch”!”

  14. “Wait, YOU know where my dogs are at?”

  15. tlmck

    “So DMX, in a bitch slap fight between you and Chris Brown, who would win?”

  16. Frunken

    Chiquita is ready to be peeled

  17. EricLr

    *YES*, I was once almost famous!

  18. Jack

    “What? You tell me I look like a younger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon one mo time I’m gonna beatcho ass homey!”

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