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  1. catapostrophe

    That smile says, “I’m about to eat fifteen pork chops.”

  2. It’s like she got a trial-size dose of gamma radiation, just to see if would help tone things up a bit.

  3. someone

    she looks okay here aka not monster-like

  4. CK

    Oprah 20 years ago.

  5. Johnny P!

    Judging by the sheen on her legs, a lot of axle grease was used to ‘slip’ her into that dress.

  6. This gets me to wondering, what if the entire world was one big chunk of gold?

  7. The Brown Streak

    If her tennis career ever goes bad, she can certainly get a job as a service tray.

  8. God that woman in the purple dress looks so unhealthy compared to Serena. Her arms are all frail and white. So white…

  9. She’s basically a black Carrot Top

  10. OH I get it, black gold……Beverly Hill Billies.

  11. Carla

    CHAKAKHAN! CHAKAKHAN! CHAKA!!!

  12. tlmck

    The one in purple must be “it’s” date.

  13. Cock Dr

    Looks like a HUGE jar of mustard with a big weave on the lid.

  14. RobN

    Her hair is cute, but the rest of her just scares me a little.

  15. Joaquin ingles

    So why isn’t this one named after a planet?

  16. Salad Face

    This kind of endorsement will not benefit the Depend Silhouette.

  17. vgrly

    Between her, Kim, and Coco they most take up a nice percentage of sales from Charmin. Imagine how much tissue paper they go through!

  18. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Totally thought that was Whitney Houston. Major double take and let down.

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