“You were so hot when you wanted a trial by Mortal Kombat!”
I’m not sure that’s how you do “2 in the pink, one in the stink.”
Except for maybe Courtney Stodden
Oh, Tom Cruise, you sly devil, you.
Go short dude. No hover hand.
“Hi, I’m Peter Dinklage! No, really!”
I’d watch this porn….
How old is this woman? She looks 40 years old but claims to be 19 or 20?
Her tits are as big as his head. Perfect for motorboating.
Pretty sure motorboating those would be like being caught between two of those thick plastic punching balloons.
Like getting caught between the Queen Mary’s propellers.
Hey, it’s still alive! Whodathunkit.
She looks great for 50.
“One in the stink, and one in the other stink.”
The poor guy surely walked away from this with a giant bruise on the side of his face from where she slammed that rock hard bolt-on into him.
Wow, she’s really sunk to new lows…..
Boom boom ting.
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