1. “You were so hot when you wanted a trial by Mortal Kombat!”

  2. Slappy Magoo

    I’m not sure that’s how you do “2 in the pink, one in the stink.”

    Except for maybe Courtney Stodden

  3. The Brown Streak

    Oh, Tom Cruise, you sly devil, you.

  4. Go short dude. No hover hand.

  5. “Hi, I’m Peter Dinklage! No, really!”

  6. I’d watch this porn….

  7. How old is this woman? She looks 40 years old but claims to be 19 or 20?

  8. Her tits are as big as his head. Perfect for motorboating.

  9. Hey, it’s still alive! Whodathunkit.

  10. She looks great for 50.

  11. “One in the stink, and one in the other stink.”

  12. Phoenix

    The poor guy surely walked away from this with a giant bruise on the side of his face from where she slammed that rock hard bolt-on into him.

  13. Skidmark

    Wow, she’s really sunk to new lows…..

    Boom boom ting.

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