superficial

  1. Bigalkie

    They make a good couple

  2. Perplexity

    Jonah Hill is just letting himself go. Sad.

  3. Johnny P!

    Orcas like junk food.
    Who knew?

  4. I always suspected she tasted like fish

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ‘What I do isn’t really singing either’ – Orca

  6. Crissy

    Someone needs her war paint…

  7. DeucePickle

    Damn, Jessica Simpson will lick food off of anybody’s face

  8. Snooki's Taint

    Tongue doesn’t lie either baby. Now, turn around.

  9. God damn Shakira is fucking perfection! I want to lick her up and down too.

  10. Contusion

    She looks like she’s getting ready to live as a man for a year before the operation.

  11. Tad Bit Tipsy

    What’s the technical term for Orca Boner?

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    …and it was on this day, that Shamu acquired a taste for Latin cuisine.

  13. Blech

    Awww…

    I’m a sucker. I know.

  14. I can’t believe it…that Orca is looking right down her blouse. I don’t blame him either!

  15. King Diamond

    Just goes to show that make up and/or photoshop does wonders for ones face.

  16. It’s good to see he’s finally getting over his divorce from Heidi Klum.

  17. EricLr

    Where’s that whale that ate his trainer when you need him?

  18. “…and the she just turned around, fast as lightning, and put her face where her ass had been just a fraction of a second before. Poor animal never knew what hit it.”

  19. Lita

    Somewhere Kris Jenner is getting an idea for another Kardashian sex tape.

  20. squishy

    A little wider…little wider…little wider…

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