superficial

  1. EricLr

    River Phoenix was the lucky brother, if you ask me.

  2. From nerd to douche in 3.5 seconds

  3. cc

    You can wear your hair like this if you are Clay ‘The Carpenter’ Guida stepping into the octagon (who the fuck is going to stop you). Everyone else, no.

  4. I had to google who he is.

    Today I learned Rusty Griswold grew up to be that douchy guy on that show I don’t like.

  5. Monotone

    Are they shooting a new Miami Vice movie?!

  6. RoadRage

    Kaley Cuoco fucked THIS and I couldn’t get Smurfette to smile at me without a kick in the balls first. I want to speak to God’s supervisor! NOW!

  7. Another Jewish rapper?!?

  8. Mike701

    Finally landing the role that will make his career playing Joaquin Phoenix in “Crazytown, Joaquin’s Story” , Johnny gets into character with a little homegrown.

  9. Pierce Bronzetan

    The Big Bang may be a theory, but “Big Douche” obviously isn’t.

  10. tlmck

    Still angry that Sheldon gets all the best lines.

  11. Mike

    He looks like a South American drug lord. Wouldn’t be surprised if someone said he was funny he’d reply, “How am I funny?! Like Sheldon Cooper funny?!”

  12. Bad, bad hair, but it’s naturally very curly so he probably just gives up sometimes. I’m not ready to kick him out of my figurative bed just yet.

  13. harshfucker420

    Wow another clove-smoking hipster wannabe douchnozzle. He needs to go fuck himself is what he needs to do.

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