Samuel L. Jackson in Porto Venere, Italy. (July 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’d rather walk around barefoot (and do) even in the city than wear those fucking retarded ‘toe shoes’.
“I’ve had it with these motha fuckin’ gloves on my motha fuckin’ feet.”
“I have had it with these muthafuckin’ seashells on this muthafuckin’ beach!”
I’M THE PAPPY
That sign behind him says “Warning: Don’t feed the Samuel L. Jacksons”
“Gout is a motherfucker on the foot thumbs.”
And the Lord replied,
“The times when there was
only one set of footprints
I was embarrassed to be seen with you.”
‘Footsteps in the Sand’.
Fucking brilliant, Minstrel!
“Yes those starfish deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell.”
“Toes, motherfucker, can you see them?!!!”
Come on, man, remove your toes condoms before going out!
I want you to find my wallet. The one that says ‘Old Mother Fucker’.
What kind of man steals Danny Glover’s shoes?!? A bad mother fucker, that’s who!
Is it insensitive to make a monkey comment on this one?
Is that a front wedgie?!?
“I’ve done some fucked up shit for your films, Tarantino, but this shit takes the muthafuckin’ cake!”
They better be comfy. That’s the most heinous footwear ever created.
This way he can snap pictures and frame the shot at the same time.
So Samuel L. Jackson is starring in a remake of “Grumpy Old Men”. Is Danny Glover playing the Jack Lemon character?
That’d be Grumpy Old Mothafuckas.
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