*checks amazon for pop instant corn sales*

vera dimilo, is that you?

If OctoMom’s been doing porn all this time, why can’t she pay her damn mortgage?

Is Chyna appearing as a man or a woman this time?

After all the sexual harassment she endured in the WWE, I’m glad to see she’s back on her feet.

Khloe? Is that you?

SNOO SNOO

(In a plastic surgeon’s office in the San Fernando Valley)
“Can you give me lips that say, ‘DUHHH’?”

Where did the hide the penis?

Working title: “Khloe Encounters of the Worst Possible Kind”.

best tuck job EVER! Bravo![golf claps]

Return to porn or return to the wild?

Why, Superficial? WHY?!?!

It should be noted that the film is titled “Backdoor to Chyna”. Apparently it’s the only way through that Great Wall of a face.

I think me sees a wee bit of a penis

She may not actually have a penis (anymore), but there is no doubt she could knock you out with a single pelvic thrust to your jaw

Return?! Wtf was she doing in porn in the first place?

That dude needs a mansiere. His boobs are ginormous.

I can see part of its left nipple.
Feelin pretty violated right about now.

“Big Trouble in Even Bigger Chyna.”

I always thought she was pretty fucking awesome. Maybe not hot, in the traditional sense, but she’s got her own thing going on and I think she looks pretty damn good.

I said then “don’t worry, she’ll be baack on her knees in no time”

Who?

where’s the justice? we lose Macho Man yet still have this?

Dude features…

At least Chyna’s surgeon did a better job than Ann Coulter’s by not forgetting the adam’s apple.

Very confused.

She’s returning as a gay fluffer

Her genitalia looks like it has a pop up turkey timer in it, and that turkey is done.