1. Lake Inferior

    Yeah, I thought I was dead too. Imagine my surpise!

  2. The Pope

    “Very convincing sir. I totally thought you were your crackhead son, and not your impossibly geriatric father for once.”

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Well his hair looks like it’ll be around for years

  4. It’s the Chia Head limited edition Gordon Gekko head. Still needs work.

  5. The Brown Streak

    After one gets thrown out of a restaurant numerous times, they know your face and name. “Table for one again, Mr. Culkin?” Works every time.

  6. That is what happens when you choose the wrong cup of Christ…

  7. Bonky

    When I walk like this can you see my catheter ?

  8. Swearin

    The zombie apocalypse is getting downright fashionable…

  9. Pierce Bronzetan

    Fatal Attraction? More like “Catharine… I can’t see the attraction.” Amirite?

  10. Giorgio

    We gotta go Catherine….I think I sharted!

  11. You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin’ alive.
    Stayin’ alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin’ alive.

  12. rawfodog

    “Don’t go in there, they stop serving breakfast at 11:30″.

  13. DFENS

    I’m an American. You’re a sick asshole.

  14. Bigalkie

    Phil Sceptre’s on work release already?

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