superficial

  1. sprub

    I’ll take “Massengill’s entire june production visualized” for 200$, Alex

  2. This fall on Fox: Twink and the Bear!

  3. anonymous

    Partying with that poke player who like to throw sexy parties with dozens of half naked chicks? Selena break up announcement in 3…..2……1……

  4. Bluto

    Never trust a man who shaves his face with a Sawz-All.

  5. One and a half men.

  6. Cock Dr

    Looks like Dan’s got a good grip on his new GF.
    Please, don’t ever let go.

  7. Dan seems happy with his child bride.

  8. kravdan

    Justin, why are you squinting?
    I got douche in my eye.
    That’s your reflection…

  9. Justin is the sweetest piece of ass in the celebrity gay community. Here he is with his latest client.

  10. cajunhawk

    This just goes to show…if you work hard…you too can be an amazing douche.

  11. TheCynic

    Why does this little cunt always have the same arched eyebrow expression that Will Smith’s little punk offspring does? Someone should really clue them in that if you’re not a real hardaas, that expression makes them look like a poser.

  12. Is this a prison photo? because this looks like a beautiful prison wedding announcement.

  13. When two douches of this magnitude meet up, isn’t the world supposed to end or something?

  14. Short Round

    We have Justin Bieber. We demand $10 million in 1 day or we… Ok, $5 million!… 2?… $1 million, final offer! What do you mean we pay or you don’t take him back?!… Fine, 1 million?… Two?

  15. Nice beard. Hammurabi.

  16. Michael

    And here we thought Shia LaBeouf was an asshole. Well, we traded him for more Justin Bieber. Way to go, shitheads!

  17. donkeylicks

    I’m gonna make em take a selfie that he can’t retweet.

  18. Celebrity creates strange bedfellows. And beards. It seems to allow for very strange beards.

  19. JungleRed

    Is he getting arrested for stealing Pharell’s hat?

  20. Sweet Jeebers, what a rotten little cocksucker…Sweet Jeebers, what a rotten little cocksucker…Sweet Jeebers, what a rotten little cocksucker…Sweet Jeebers, what a rotten little cocksucker…Sweet Jeebers, what a rotten little cocksucker…Sweet Jeebers, what a rotten little cocksucker…Sweet Jeebers, what a rotten little cocksucker…

  21. If I had a gun with only one bullet, and Justin Bieber was standing alongside Donald Trump, I would be totally stumped as to who to shoot, and who to use my machete on. (I forgot to mention the machete.)

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