every time i see this kid grabbing himself, i’m reminded of when my son was 4 months old and discovered his penis.

Levitation by dick grabbing, wow!

Penis levitation, your move Chris Angel.

We don’t have hovercars but they’ve been working on this?

What exactly is she grabbing at down there?

Prosthetics need constant attention.

now why didn’t that stage collapse instead of radiohead’s

*Think a happy thought, think a happy thought, think a happy thought…*

Whoever told him about autoerotic asphyxiation left out some important details.

did he just grab himself so hard, he knocked himself up in the air?

So that’s how David Blaine does it.

Usher’s finally perfected his Predator cloaking suit.

That’s some vigorous jerking.

I guess with his out of control teen hormones, he can’t keep it in the trailer.

Now that Bieber has perfected the “groin grab”, he can finally be inducted into the “Wannabe Negro Gangsta Club.”

Samantha Ronson is looking a little malnourished these days

“Sunday, June 17, 2012, 11:07… still no penis.”

You can tell the hot girl in back is totally into him.

This kid really wants to be circa 1991 Marky Mark, doesn’t he?

Shown giving himself a frontal atomic wedgie. (rarely done).

It looks like him has to go potty.

He’s just shaking the sand outta his vagina.