It’s only fitting he be devoured by the Sarlacc pit…
now which one is Jabba and where is the chain.
She mistook him for Kenny Rogers.
Bitch stole that look from Cee Lo
“I’ll do that thing t I did to get the part the last time George!”
“How about you don’t and I will write you in an extra page?”
Whispers: I’ll do ANYTHING to be in another movie.
This is going to spawn a lot of Hutt fan fiction.
George Lucas, Daytime Emmy winner. Let that sink.
“Come on daddy…I need a fix”
“Hey scruffy boy, I’ll see you in my dressing room and you can herd my nerf.”
“Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper? Ha!”
“Aren’t you a little old and fat to be a princess? Ha.”
“I can still fit into the bikini, George. Come by my room at the Best Western, I’ll show you…”
I was thinking some redneck comment of stealing hams, but this works!!!!
Want a kiss from a pretty woman? Tell them you just killed Jar Jar.
“George…go for it. She’s easy — a fucking slut. Get some for old times’ sake!”
Thank god Lucas’s work on “Days of Our Lives” was finally given some respect!
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