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  1. It’s only fitting he be devoured by the Sarlacc pit…

  2. Emma watson's vagina

    now which one is Jabba and where is the chain.

  3. BenoitWaffle

    Bitch stole that look from Cee Lo

  4. Mike1

    “I’ll do that thing t I did to get the part the last time George!”
    “How about you don’t and I will write you in an extra page?”

  5. Hank E. Ring

    Whispers: I’ll do ANYTHING to be in another movie.

  6. This is going to spawn a lot of Hutt fan fiction.

  7. George Lucas, Daytime Emmy winner. Let that sink.

  8. “Come on daddy…I need a fix”

  9. “Hey scruffy boy, I’ll see you in my dressing room and you can herd my nerf.”

  10. “Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper? Ha!”
    “Aren’t you a little old and fat to be a princess? Ha.”

  11. Swearin

    “I can still fit into the bikini, George. Come by my room at the Best Western, I’ll show you…”

  12. The Brown Streak

    Want a kiss from a pretty woman? Tell them you just killed Jar Jar.

  13. “George…go for it. She’s easy — a fucking slut. Get some for old times’ sake!”

  14. EricLR

    Thank god Lucas’s work on “Days of Our Lives” was finally given some respect!

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