1. If you’re ever confronted with Naomi Campbell, do not make eye contact and slowly move away from her walking backwards with eyes cast downward.

  2. it had to be said

    Is Naomi Campbell gonna have to beat a bitch with a cell phone?

  3. I would not like any Naomi Campbell soup.

  4. At least she dances well with lizards.

  5. Vic

    Wait…I always get her and Chris Brown confused. WTF?

  6. Wash Me



  7. MarkM

    Definitely the clearest photograph of Bigfoot to date.

  8. Lita

    Nice sumo wrestling diaper.

  9. The Brown Streak

    Next time, don’t give her a spear.

  10. cc

    All those unemployed people really need is a good kick in the ass.

  11. gigi

    oh no Naomi….. no…….. and what’s w/ the bigfoot stride? ::sigh:: at least she’s still got great skin…

  12. This is a story about a tall black woman. The End.

  13. The Pope

    Given that her right arm is furthest from the camera, shouldn’t it be smaller than her left?

  14. Rick

    Why, look! Black *isn’t* beautiful!!

  15. Blech

    No wonder she’s always angry…

  16. Ms. Swan

    She look like a man.

  17. SexJihaad9/11

    “I used to be hot. I used to be a supermodel. I was a Vitoria’s Secret Angel!”

    “Sure you were luv”

  18. Bigalkie


  19. I think we should get Chris Brown and Naomi together. That would be epic.

  20. FattyMcGee


  21. zippythewonderslug

    Is it just me, or is this the same pose that is in the “Bigfoot” video?

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