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I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober. You’ll still be ugly.
Let’s play spot the black guy that was thoroughly unimpressed with the spiderman franchise.
I thought the Kids in the Hall died out years ago.
♫ Terriers are my very favorite breed… ♪
these are the daves i know i know these are the daves i know
That fucking hairstyle was in when I was in university. Now all the needs is a LaCoste sweater, Polo cologne, and some frat brothers.
“…so I tells him to take his goddamn “Spiderman” franchise and shove it up his ass…boy, did I fuck up.”
you know your life is pathetic because he is still happy he got payed to grop Kirsten Dunst.
I wish I could be paid to do that. Shit, I’d do it for free.
Fix your tie, you fucking schmuck.
“Heyyyyy Tommy…”
Heyyyy…who has two thumbs and used to be a star?
Evander Holyfield in the cheap seats?
“Maguire! Sort yourself out! These cars won’t park themselves!’
And no one at the “Spider-Man” premier had the heart to break it to Tobey.
No worries everyone – Spiderman is here!
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