1. The peen is strong with this one…

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    This is an even more impressive conversion that Johnny Depp managed.

  3. I love Ellen Page. Every movie I’ve ever seen her in, she’s stolen the show. Check out her performance in “Hard Candy”

  4. To the Skarsgard, Lesbos is just an island in the Aegean Sea.

  5. tlmck

    If he does not hit it I certainly will.

  6. Damn, even lesbians are not immune to this man.

    She is a hot little piece, I hope he got some.

  7. She’s actually giving birth already in this photo.

  8. KaylaRrr

    Anyone notice the odd orange hand on her knee??

  9. “If I had known it would be this painful, I never would have let you stick that filthy thing in me in the first damn place!”
    “Hey, I wanted to put it in your ass, but NOOoooOOooo…you said that might hurt!”

  10. “Mmmmmmph…hat lid is right up there with vagina. Maybe even better.”

  11. Dear Diary, Today I spent the day with my best friend, Alex, who is gay, but who everyone tries to pretend is straight and a ladies’ man. LOL!! It’s so funny when people pretend and think everyone else believes the lie.

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