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  1. it had to be said

    All hail King Douche I!

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    This is epic douchery.

    Your move Jared Leto.

  3. Contusion

    Somebody lost a bet.

  4. SOB

    Websters just found their image for Douche

  5. Tokyo Slim

    “The Royal Penis is clean, Your Highness.”

  6. Which one is Rob Kardashian? The one wearing the heel?

  7. SFfan

    If he’s such a narcissist he should get some better fitting pants and lose that face fat.

  8. He’s going to need that cane for real after the ass-kicking Joan Rivers gives him for stealing her coat.

  9. nick

    And the winner for Worst Oscar Wilde Cosplay is…

  10. neo_v

    I’m reminded of a Seinfeld scene, with Kramer prancing down the street in the “technicolor dreamcoat”..

  11. j/k

    douche memes meet your new jpg.

  12. Cock Dr

    Holy fuck.
    The coat is gorgeous in a totally retro decadent King Louis the 14th way, but it’s a big much to wear while going on a Starbucks run. Also, it’s got a douche inside it, please have that professionally cleaned ASAP.

  13. Short FB!

    Cheban is such an algae eater.

  14. “Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Group of Douchebags”

  15. Crabby Old Guy

    And here I thought you couldn’t find a picture of a bigger ass than Lil’ Kim. Well played, Fish. Well played.

  16. judging you

    It’s things like this that remind me that King Douche is incredibly entertaining. You just know he did it to be the center of attention and that the other 2 are pissed about it.

  17. Number 2

    I love this guy.

  18. vgrly

    Is this a joke? Because I’m laughing.

  19. Mickey01232000

    Somebody should tell him the shooting stopped for the Tudor’s.

  20. The Brown Streak

    All aboard the hoooooooo train!

  21. That’s douchey enough to freshen every vagina in the kingdom. Let them drink vinegar and water!

  22. The Pope

    An American Fame-whore in London

  23. Please….an asteroid. Just a small one, well placed.

  24. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    (shuddering gasp)
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  25. journalschism

    Somewhere, Hamid Karzai is kicking the shit out of something…

  26. Rob Kardashian: “I can’t believe it…this guy’s fucking my sister?”

  27. disillusionisreal

    King Henry the 9th and his court jesters leave the hat store.

  28. Mwaddams

    It takes one hell of a tacky coat to draw attentIon away from the mullet.

  29. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “There are scary parts of London. so scary they will turn you white.”

  30. bigalkie

    REALLY??? And the papparazzi was on hand to document THIS??

  31. girl dylan

    as he thinks to himself, “damn it feels good to be a Lannister”.

  32. Blech

    Somewhere, a member of the Anti-Fur Society is…

    Oh, fuck it. It’s me who’s wishing anyone from the AFS were here, with a giant bucket of red crap.

  33. coldbloodedl

    It is nice to see that the local mental hospital has
    ” Get Some Fresh Air Mondays”

  34. logan

    This fool is an embarrassment to all males. No matter of race, financial status, religious creed or intelligence. I wouldn’t be caught even walking behind this total douch. Just a sad case of head up a@@ syndrome. Cure? Six months ditch digging and living with Long Shore Local Union # 122 members. Knock the stupid right out of him.

  35. Big Daddy Cane ain’t got shit on him.

  36. DeucePickle

    “The force is with you, young Cheban, but you are not a jedi yet.”

  37. squishy

    Maybe one too many Tudor eps?! Delusion has definitely set in.

  38. Isn’t this the coat Eddie Murphy wore in Coming To America?

  39. YoMamma

    Thank goodness he’s sporting a cane – otherwise, that outfit would just look gay.

  40. Scott Disick, Scott Disick’s Coat, Rob Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban in London. (May 21, 2012)

  41. Kitty

    WTF, Henry the eight has been reincarnated….

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