Where is Zoila when you need her?
Where is Blohan and her drunk driving when it’s really needed?
“Hi, we’re the George Clooney and Johnny Depp look-a-likes you hired for your party?”
I thought it was Clooney and Kutcher.
Women line up to fuck that guy. I’m just fucking baffled.
Do they still do that? Really?
Exhibit A: No caption necessary…
Memo to Rebecca Gayheart: One more accident and all will be forgiven.
Worst wingman combo. Ever.
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking ‘cross the floor.
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking out the door.
We’re a couple of swells
Fresh from an appearance on Saturday Night Live the Ambiuously Gay Duo!
It’s a mom walking her special kid to jr high. Nothing to ogle at.
He’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to m-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve like jager.
He’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to m-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve like Jagger.
On the set and shooting a scene for “Gay and Gay-er”.
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels seen crossing the street.
So the sequel is on, after all!
Which one is massaging Trovolta tonight?
“We’re here for the Irish Jig contest, where do we sign in?”
oh crap. the surviving Beatles are reshooting the Abbey Road cover only this time as openly gay.
“me and jack sparrow … walking down the avenue.”
“101 Walking Like a Man, start like this john…no John, like this….john no, no, like this….goddammit john, like this, *#$&%@*^# 100 bucks for this!!!”
Coming in 2013–John Mayer and Tiny George Clooney fight crime in “Double Douche.”
Guess which one loves the cock.
“Let’s see whose mother’s outfit gets the first compliment.”
“I just love Sundays!”
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Andy Cohen and John Mayer in New York City. (May 20, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN