superficial

  1. Contusion

    Where is Zoila when you need her?

  2. “Hi, we’re the George Clooney and Johnny Depp look-a-likes you hired for your party?”

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    Women line up to fuck that guy. I’m just fucking baffled.

  4. Exhibit A: No caption necessary…

  5. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Memo to Rebecca Gayheart: One more accident and all will be forgiven.

  6. Worst wingman combo. Ever.

  7. Put one foot in front of the other
    And soon you’ll be walking ‘cross the floor.
    You put one foot in front of the other
    And soon you’ll be walking out the door.

  8. brit

    We’re a couple of swells

  9. Mickey01232000

    Fresh from an appearance on Saturday Night Live the Ambiuously Gay Duo!

  10. It’s a mom walking her special kid to jr high. Nothing to ogle at.

  11. He’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to m-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve like jager.

  12. Take 2

    He’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to move like Jagger, he’s got to m-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve like Jagger.

  13. On the set and shooting a scene for “Gay and Gay-er”.

  14. Johnny P!

    Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels seen crossing the street.
    So the sequel is on, after all!

  15. Urvag

    Which one is massaging Trovolta tonight?

  16. disillusionisreal

    “We’re here for the Irish Jig contest, where do we sign in?”

  17. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    oh crap. the surviving Beatles are reshooting the Abbey Road cover only this time as openly gay.

  18. mbcl

    “me and jack sparrow … walking down the avenue.”

  19. squishy

    “101 Walking Like a Man, start like this john…no John, like this….john no, no, like this….goddammit john, like this, *#$&%@*^# 100 bucks for this!!!”

  20. EricLr

    Coming in 2013–John Mayer and Tiny George Clooney fight crime in “Double Douche.”

  21. Guess which one loves the cock.

  22. bethy

    “Let’s see whose mother’s outfit gets the first compliment.”

    “I just love Sundays!”

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