1. God dammit, another movie title that failed to live up to reality.

  2. You’d better mow your hair, before the city gives you a citation.

  3. Crest Whitestrips…..

  4. EXACTLY. i don’t understand how so many of these rich celebs have rotten yellow teeth.

  5. That stylish hairdo is amazing. So trendy. I’ll bet his stylist used chopsticks, a salad fork, and an egg beater.

  6. You know, the “I just got fucked” look is not sexy on men.

  7. Franco’s been a self-important twat for so long that his eyes are morphing into vaginas.

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