The irony is that it took a whole cow to make that dress.
I sometimes carry a knapsack, and if I lower it behind my butt, its not as big as Kim.
The wider she gets, the shorter she looks. Pretty soon her “people” will just have to roll her from place to place.
Like the blueberry girl in Willy Wonka
Isn’t she supposed to have a red signal flag and a sign that says “OVERSIZE LOAD” when she’s in public?
Well, in Whoreville they say,
Kim’s bovine ass grew three sizes that day.
How do those skinny heels support that crate of lard blubber??!!
That right heel is fighting for its life having to support all that weight.
For once, it’s a white guy with the look that says it all.
God, I feel sorry for him.
Its not just bulls in a china shop you have to worry about.
“What the…. none of these dishes have food in them!”
anyone else seeing danny devito as the penguin in batman returns?
“I can’t be here right now!”
“Of course not, I just kicked your fat ass out!”
Thank god I’m gay, said the guy on the left.
You didn’t really have to tell us it was West Hollywood. We knew the instant we saw that dude standing next to the cow.
THE WHITE WALE…
Wasn’t she on a diet trying to drop tons of extra-weight before the marriage?, well, if she’s waiting to get slimmer before to marry Kanye , she’ll remain a spinster for ages….
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