How long ago was Showgirls?
“The phone is not a candy bar. The phone is NOT a candy bar. Why is my phone still moving toward my mouth!”
Elizabeth Berkley doing her best impression of Jessica Simpson.
She isn’t even doing a good impression of Hilary Duff.
put your mind to it go for it you gotta break a sweat
“No I do not want to eat my cell phone. No I do not want to eat my cell phone. No I do not want to eat my cell phone.”
No more cheetos please, the paps are here
It’s an epidemic! EVERY woman in Hollywood is pregnant and all are going to give birth on the same day to some freaky platinum blonde telekinetic children with weird glowing eyes…
Ok boys, I’m ready to test the new titanium stripper pole!
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