superficial

  1. How long ago was Showgirls?

  2. “The phone is not a candy bar. The phone is NOT a candy bar. Why is my phone still moving toward my mouth!”

  3. LJ

    Elizabeth Berkley doing her best impression of Jessica Simpson.

  4. dooood

    put your mind to it go for it you gotta break a sweat

  5. The Brown Streak

    “No I do not want to eat my cell phone. No I do not want to eat my cell phone. No I do not want to eat my cell phone.”

  6. mdo

    No more cheetos please, the paps are here

  7. It’s an epidemic! EVERY woman in Hollywood is pregnant and all are going to give birth on the same day to some freaky platinum blonde telekinetic children with weird glowing eyes…

  8. BorrisMorris

    Ok boys, I’m ready to test the new titanium stripper pole!

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