1. I guess that’s one way to clean a set of anal beads…

  2. Iron Man 4 stars Travolta, Cruise and Will Smith.

  3. Joe Blow

    “I love a nice shaft of meat.”

  4. I thought “Pissing Beef Balls” was served in a bowl, not on a skewer.

  5. 1. Tom Cruise joke
    2. Asian penis (on a stick?) joke
    3. Something conflating “Iron Man” with “Iron Chef”

  6. “And from this point forward, I’d like to be known as ‘Shish-ka-Bob Downey Junior.’”

  7. Inner Retard

    Dry and chewy. Just like when I had to kiss Gwyneth’s hand or she wouldn’t came on set.

  8. Mark

    Looks like a young Keith Olberman.

  9. DeucePickle

    So why do they call this a Jon Hamm-kabob?

  10. He can make anything look cool.

  11. ROBERRRT! Fer fuck sake, dude, you’ll find them much more flavorful if you cook them first!

  12. DeucePickle

    “So why do they call this a John Hamm-kabob? It doesn’t taste like ham.”

  13. He’s got a lotta balls showing his face there.

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