Whoa! Looks like she ate some of Jennifer Anniston’s cake too!
Lose the bra next time. It’ll be the first interesting thing she ever does.
She keeps her shirt on at the beach? I didn’t know she was Mexican!
FTW. You must be from CA too.
Well, with a name like “Lana Del Rey,” what did you exp—
*looks up Lana Del Rey on Wikipedia*
Elizabeth Woolridge Grant??? Are you fucking kidding me?
Even hours in the ocean could not wash off the caustic ichor that sex with Marilyn Mason left on her . . . and nothing ever would.
I’m willing to bet Manson is cleaner than she is.
You know why I like her in this picture? Because I can’t hear her.
You spelled…. Oh.
“It’s not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing ‘Summertime Sadness’?”
Duck face but does not how to swim.
Is this why all of her music sounds like whalesong?
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