Ron Artest’s elbow is giving Gerard the urge for cocaine.
Pretty much everything does that at this point.
I don’t understand the effects of cocaine. Lindsay’s mouth exploded, but Gerard’s appears to have IMploded.
Now that. That’s the face of a man craving a Diet Pepsi if I ever saw one.
I just jizzed…. in…. my pants
You must really like him, Anthony.
He’s trying to take Larry the Cable Guy’s job!
He’s got Mel Gibson’s eyes, and no celebrity’s collagen-puffed pout.
He just noticed Russell Crowe flipping him off.
he can’t even feel his face.
You just know the next thing that came out of his mouth was “uck.”
These referees are making me angry….they won’t like it when I’m angry! Gerard SMASH!
Dat fuggin ass!
I hear the sound of a boiling kettle mixed with a radiator hose leaking and the sound of a guy taking a dump. A big dump.
Someone just walked by and told him how much they loved him in that Muppets movie.
Jesus, I thought Randy Quaid was hiding out in Canada.
He who smelt it– dealt it.
“Gasol got another f*cking foul?! Someone get me my spear!”
“This. Is. Withdrawal!!!”
he just realized brandi ganville still has his number. and now the battle begins. His penis says yes but his wallet says no.
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