1. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m not even going to pretend I wouldn’t hit that.

  2. kimmykimkim

    The last person to piss on her appears to have been very dehydrated. I don’t think it’s healthy to have that color pee.

  3. Look at those lips! Is she in the running for the AFLAC gig or something?

  4. joe

    Gonna need a Jeep to get over those hills.

  5. I suspect she might be a decent toss in the hay if you could get her to shut the fuck up.

  6. Clearly hoping that a Jeep full of basketball players will find their way to her.

  7. FDrBn

    Well, s&*% I spoke too soon. Lo and behold the ho has surfaced!

  8. It’s a scrotum!

  9. The Million Dollar Fleshlight.

  10. Star Droppings

    “Kim, turn around so we can see Jeep’s payload capacity!”

  11. Blech

    A dual-purpose sex doll: undetectably pissable with more than enough room for microphones.

  12. Poppin’ Fresh! I bet her walking sounds like a someone making a balloon animal.

  13. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    I just found out she’s Armenian. There’s never a genocidal Turk around when you need one.

  14. uknoq

    she looks fucking hot

  15. elliottspitzer

    Up next: “Lexington Steele.”

  16. Meia


  17. Buddy the Elf


  18. The Brown Streak

    Puts new meaning to “the round mound of rebound.”

  19. A Jeep and USA Basketball Event, huh? Okay, I see the two basketballs, but where’s the Jeep? Is it Khloe? I’m betting it’s Khloe.

  20. cc

    Shouldn’t she be doing adds for Terex Construction?

  21. slj104


  22. skunk

    i’d piss it

  23. President Clinton

    I can smell the black urine from here.

  24. hollyhood

    i dunno, i think she looks a little bit like jennifer love-hewitt with the spanx-lookin dress and all – hell, even her face kinda looks it.

  25. Pepper's Pot

    Seen here wearing her fav color- piss yellow

  26. quagmire

    Guppy face. Where’s does she deflate?

  27. narddog

    this dress was originally white before a dehydrated ray-j peed on it during intercourse.

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