Kim Kardashian at a Jeep and USA Basketball Event in Los Angeles. (April 22, 2012)
I’m not even going to pretend I wouldn’t hit that.
her ass and titts look very similar if you think about it :)
Only chance, in hell, to pop that (1 Play basketball (2 You’re BLACK (3 A dumb-fuck.
The last person to piss on her appears to have been very dehydrated. I don’t think it’s healthy to have that color pee.
on the plus side, you’re far less likely to contract any VD by pissing on her
Look at those lips! Is she in the running for the AFLAC gig or something?
I think she’s preparing to blow her way into becoming Mayor of Glendale.
Gonna need a Jeep to get over those hills.
I suspect she might be a decent toss in the hay if you could get her to shut the fuck up.
Or stop texting.
Clearly hoping that a Jeep full of basketball players will find their way to her.
Well, s&*% I spoke too soon. Lo and behold the ho has surfaced!
It’s a scrotum!
The Million Dollar Fleshlight.
“Kim, turn around so we can see Jeep’s payload capacity!”
A dual-purpose sex doll: undetectably pissable with more than enough room for microphones.
Poppin’ Fresh! I bet her walking sounds like a someone making a balloon animal.
I just found out she’s Armenian. There’s never a genocidal Turk around when you need one.
all armenian surnames end with ____ian
she looks fucking hot
Somebody turn on the airconditioner!!
Now I’ve lost interest in purchasing a JEEP, if they want a SKANK like her for endorsements! Hell of a test to see if a Grand Cherokee can haul a FAT-ASS up Blueberry Hiil or not.
Up next: “Lexington Steele.”
FUCKING KIM DID IT AGAIN :'(
KIM U ARE SO PERFECT
Are you sure you’re allowed to be on the Interhatz without some kind of court-appointed supervision?
This dope has been in rehab w/ Lindsay, probably…
I AM LINDSAY LOHAN
Puts new meaning to “the round mound of rebound.”
A Jeep and USA Basketball Event, huh? Okay, I see the two basketballs, but where’s the Jeep? Is it Khloe? I’m betting it’s Khloe.
Shouldn’t she be doing adds for Terex Construction?
i’d piss it
I can smell the black urine from here.
i dunno, i think she looks a little bit like jennifer love-hewitt with the spanx-lookin dress and all – hell, even her face kinda looks it.
Seen here wearing her fav color- piss yellow
Guppy face. Where’s does she deflate?
this dress was originally white before a dehydrated ray-j peed on it during intercourse.
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