Oh Kristen, you’re like, so hip. Do you have a Return of the Jedi metal lunchbox that you keep your pot in too, you dork
Trying really hard at not trying hard is the first sign of douchebaggery.
We have 2/3 of the needed ingredients… Now for a married director…
He’s already working, we just can’t see him down there.
Ahh the ninja cunnilingus… Always a tough one to spot.
Her latest appearance on “Conan” makes me think she has a serious case of social anxiety disorder. She’s fidgety, barely ever makes eye contact and wants to get as far away from the most successful thing she’s ever done in her life as possible.
She definitely picked the wrong profession for that, though.
Or she’s just an ass.
Don, you’re right. My guess she didn’t get enough support and attention as a child. That would actually explain her profession or maybe her parents forced her into it. But what do I know. All my psychology knowledge comes from Leonard Hofstadter’s mother.
Sounds to me like she’s just over-amped on crystal meth.
I like how this girls thinks, a pickup truck so you can bang married directors anywhere in comfort, well, relative comfort.
Dazedly driving off of the used car lot, as Reese Witherspoon’s car salesman waves goodbye.
Is this a movie set or does she really drive that? WTF? Did she total the Mini or something?
No, she hasn’t had a job since she took a ride in that mini-cooper.
At least she’s thinking realistically. Better buy it now while she’s got the money. Manual windows, no air, partial floorboard, must start with a screwdriver. $400.00 and they’ll throw in an 8 track player. Yep, that’s about right.
She could provide financial advice to Teen Moms for a fee when her Hollywood money runs out.
Ahahahahaha. “When her Hollywood money runs out.” You slay me.
She’s made a few very successful flicks in the recent past, hasn’t she? She’s bound to have a few shekels stashed away in a cigar box somewhere or other…
Kristen Stewart in “VALET”
More like Valet – The Porn Parody. She drives a crappy truck to have sex with valets or they won’t park it. Because the truck reminds her of her old boyfriend who was a valet. It’s really a character piece about her emotional growth… oops, sorry.
Is this part of a movie?
That truck is as sexy as she is
Not pictured: Rupert Sanders going down on her
Why isn’t the truck red? Then it would be just like the Twilight, so real!!!
Good to see her keeping busy with her landscaping business.
Serial killer truck.
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